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Wanna Be On The Pink Team?
There's nothing normal left in this world.
No, seriously, I mean it. Yeah, it's always been screwed up, but come on, it's way beyond that now. There is simply nothing normal left, anywhere, at all. Nothing is untouched these days, even the simplest of things. Not even things that have been the same for years are left unchanged.
For instance, the other day at the store I saw a bag of toy army men. You know, the little green army men? Yeah, well they weren't all green anymore.
Yeah, half of the bag was pink.
PINK!!!
Did you catch that? PINK!!! Pink army men!
Yes, literally, half of the bag of army men was green, like normal, and the other half was pink.
So, I guess the green guys are regular army and the pink ones are the "don't ask, don't tell" army?
Come on! What kind of a normal thinking adult would approve the production of pink army men?
You think I'm making this up, don't you?
Well, I'm not, and here's the proof. I know it's not a very good picture, I took it with my cell phone, but here they are, proof that the world is completely lost, its the...
Pink Army Men
Yeah, I know, I'm really going on and on about this but, come on! They're PINK army men!
Seriously, if you had to go to war, would you want to be on the pink team?
Do you know what kind of people would be on the pink team?
"Oh, oh, oh, there's a pink team? I wanna be on the pink team! I wanna be on the pink team! At least that way, when I get shot, the color of my blood won't clash with my uniform. Oh yeah, it will just coordinate wonderfully. Oh, oh, I can't wait to get a few bloodstains. Put me on the pink team! Put me on the pink team!"
Yeah, exactly.
Pink army men. Someone needs a whooping over this one, I'm telling you.
Well anyway, so I finally got around to writing about my deer hunt from last fall. Yeah, I know, I'm slow. I had a good friend tease me about how men put things off all the time and such just tonight. I tried to argue with her, but then she used my web site as a perfect example.
That put an end to my argument real quick, you know?
So anyway, it's March, let's go deer hunting! Hey, it may be late, but it's still got some cool pictures for you to see and stuff for you to read. So click over and enjoy my Deer Hunt 09 entry.
Then, go check out my new Bo Gus News entry and learn all about National Determine Your Own Sex Day.
Hopefully, the manufacturer of the pink army men is around to go read that one, eh?
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