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The Cosmic Law Of Generational Music Differences I heard the strangest of noises coming from my daughter’s room this evening. I blew it off to start with, not wanting to worry unnecessarily, but the noise was becoming unbearable as it continued and I became quite concerned. “What’s wrong with your computer?” I asked approaching her open doorway. “Nothing,” she replied. “Everything is fine.” A terrible sinking feeling then overcame me as I was afraid of what that meant. “You mean you are listening to that on purpose?” I asked in fear. “Yeah,” she returned, confused at what I was asking her. “I’m sorry,” I offered in sincerity. You see as it turned out, that strange, rather offensive noise was something she called music. Now me, I would hesitate to call it music but rather strange beeping sounds layered with annoyingly exotic rhythmic gyrations and some obviously under-educated lost soul mumbling something about his mama. “What do you mean you are sorry?” she asked. read the full article
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Signs You Should Avoid A Restaurant 10. There is a bucket and mop with pasty pink water in it near each of the exits. 9. As you pass the cash register, you realize they are handing out rolls of Ultra Strength Tums as after dinner mints. 8. The closer you get to the kitchen, the more wilted and brown the decorative plants look. 7. All of the cooks look anorexic. The "Bo Gus" News
Obama Names Female Treasury Secretary, Coins To Be Abolished
President Elect Obama is set to name a woman as Secretary of the Treasury in an upcoming press conference. As yet, no name has been released, but one thing is for certain. The new, unnamed female Treasury Secretary will be abolishing the use of all coins in the U.S. monetary system.
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