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"Insanity has been defined as repeating the same thing over and over again while expecting different results. Well, that may be, but there are those special few that get it right the first time.." --- Bo Gus
Man Finds Snake In Toilet, Divorces Wife
Thomas B. Gullible of Albany, New York filed for divorce against his wife of fifteen years last month after finding a four foot Burmese Python in his toilet.
Citing "adultery" as the reason for the divorce, his honor Herman Baffled, presiding judge in the case, asked Mr. Gullible to elaborate.
"Well, your Honor, it's like this," Mr. Gullible explained. "For a long time now, I've had this horrible feeling that my wife has been cheating on me while I was away at work. I never could seem to catch her, however. In my frustration, I turned to voodoo to help me devise a method of catching her in the act and thereby discovering the truth.
"I met a black belt witch doctor over in Philadelphia that taught me a spell designed to turn strangers in my home into reptiles.
"Well, you see, the other day I came home early from work, heard a ruckus going on in the bathroom, and I just knew I'd finally caught my wife. I quickly said the spell, and lo and behold, what do I find in the bathroom with my wife, but a reptile!
"It's proof positive to me, your Honor. She's guilty and I want a divorce!"
Momentarily speechless, Judge Baffled asked Mrs. Gullible how she wished to respond to her husband's suit for divorce.
"I'd prefer to just shoot the stupid son of a beach," Mrs. Gullible said flatly, "but since we're in the court house, I'll be happy to just take the divorce."
Judge Baffled granted the divorce giving all of the couple's financial holdings to Mrs. Gullible except the snake and the toilet which were awarded to Mr. Gullible with the stipulation that as soon as he turned the snake back into a man he could have his half of the couple's assets.
Mr. Gullible was last seen heading to Philadelphia to seek further counsel from his black belt witch doctor.
--- reporting from outside the Philadelphia Insane Asylum, warning them of a future visitor to their city, this is Bo Gus, with The "Bo Gus" News.
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