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Rockin' My Country
Lyrical teases, taunts, and "Bo Gus" News
Country's Top 10
(for the week ending Nov. 29, 2008)
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Taylor Swift -- Love Story
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Zac Brown Band -- Chicken Fried
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Montgomery Gentry -- Roll With Me
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Tim McGraw -- Let It Go
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Sugarland -- Already Gone
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Rascal Flatts -- Here
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Carrie Underwood -- Just A Dream
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Brad Paisley (w/Keith Urban) -- Start A Band
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Craig Morgan -- Love Remembers
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Bucky Covington -- I'll Walk
Yeah! Go Taylor! Keep it up!
The "Real" Country News
Faith Hill and Tim McGraw Are This Year's 4th Highest Grossing Couple
And the #1 grossest couple would be Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend. Either that or Rosie O'Donnell and, well, anybody.
I kind of switched subjects there a little bit, didn't I?
Trent Tomlinson Plans on releasing a new single in January!
Yeah! It's about time. I can't wait!
He didn't get in a big hurry to follow up his first CD with a second like most artists do. He took his time and wrote all the music for his upcoming CD himself, I believe. I think that's just really cool. I can't wait to here it!
Ryan Bingham
"Mescalito" Please Buy This CD because this guy really needs the money to get some new clothes! Oh, that and because the music is really good.
Seriously, though, if you haven't checked out Ryan Bingham as yet, I highly recommend it.
The "Bo Gus" Country News
Infiltrating
the world of country music like a nasty flu virus in order to bring you in
depth coverage of news no one else is brave enough to report.
(possibly because it tends to be somewhat unverified and potentially
libelous --- although that never stopped any network television reporter
so why should it stop me?)
--- This is Bo Gus with The "Bo
Gus" Country News
Blake
Shelton Fined For Use Of Illegal Calls
It seems Blake Shelton tried a new method of calling to attract deer to him this year while bowhunting in his home state of Oklahoma.
While his new calling method proved to be successful, however, it also landed him in big trouble with local wildlife authorities.
Shelton allegedly used his well tuned voice to "sing" the local deer herd to sleep while positioned high above them in his tree stand.
After singing the normally wild and alert animals to sleep, he was then able to take his time in selecting and arrowing the buck of his choice.
Shelton argued there was nothing unnatural or unethical about singing and therefore he was being unjustly accused.
Game officials reportedly agreed with Shelton on this aspect. However, it was the fact that Shelton also placed a number of CD players pumping out various rap and/or hip-hop recordings throughout the rest of the area in order to drive deer in his direction in the first place that they had a problem with.
Shelton was fined, forced to give a free private concert to the local chief of police (so he could finally get a date with Thelma Lou), and released without further incident.
Bo Gus Commentary: He was playing rap and hip-hop at the poor deer? No wonder they were so easily convinced to lay down and die.
More importantly, however, who the heck is Thelma Lou?
Reporting from
somewhere outside Nashville (because they won't let me in anymore for some
reason). --- this is Bo Gus
with The "Bo Gus" Country News.
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